I want to stick my p in your. b.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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