At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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