I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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