and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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