you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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