I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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