i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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