Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
