You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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