He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I party with great urgency now.
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