Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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