playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
