I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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