Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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