I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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