just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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