Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this just has baby written all over it
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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