This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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