By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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