Ambien. No doubt about it.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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