I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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