I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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