I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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