True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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