It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm experimenting with sincerity
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
