why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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