did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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