u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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