yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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