Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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