Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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