i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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