Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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