question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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