Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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