my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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