Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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