Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
There r osticjed everywhere
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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