shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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