420 ftw
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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