Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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