just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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