Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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