Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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