are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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