This is not my ceiling
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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