Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
home. puking in laundry basket.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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