Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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