i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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