garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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